atrorymachell

@atrorymachell
Self Proclaimed Comedian and Pretty Shitty Artist.

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schrodingers-gunslinger:

#quick guide on how to kill god

neptunain:

heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet

realestmatt:

ninninja:

A friend of mine went as Big Band to ConBravo this past weekend, and met up with the Best Friends Zaibatsu after I told him they were looking to meet with him.

YEAHHHHHHHHHH!

archerfrank:

"attackonsuperwholockdanganfreeoffstuck"

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

medicbot:

seeing porn of a character you didnt want to see porn of

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officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS

girl: bae come over
me: BREAK THE TARGETS !!
girl: my parents aren't home
me: BOARD THE PLATFORMS !!

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